Along with everyone else in the world, I love the Colbert Report. Other members of the "Colbert Nation" know about Steven's dislike of bears:
Yes, they are scary beasts.
I found something even more shocking while driving though Pennsylvania today... more bears! This time it is a hockey team in Hershey, PA. Here are some of the evil deeds these bears are up to:
Their mascot Coco harassing fans. He obviously is about to hit the lady in the front row for not giving up her picnic basket.
No one will even help her! The other fans have been brainwashed by the Bears!
These Bears also teach innocent little children that violence is okay. No Mr. Bear, shoving this random figure skater is not okay.
He was just trying to land his triple Lutz!
The mascot Coco also causes trouble by encouraging the obesity epidemic! Here he forces kids to eat cupcakes made with Hershey's chocolate...
Steven needs to send in the Saginaw Eagles to take these Bears down! The Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle could take this pansy Coco character any day!